Top Chef: What the Hell Just Happened?!

This week on Top Chef, I’m forced to reconsider all my previous assumptions as Nikki almost wins and Yoda almost goes home. Oy.

Due to popular demand, I hereby dub thee FLEASA

Gossip Girl: Nothing Says Friendship Like a Roofie in the Drink

This week on Gossip Girl, two new romances bloom – neither of which I could care less about – and we get an hour-long set up for next week’s episode.

Oh, Michelle T. Is that really the “Ice Princess” way of doing things?

Top Chef: A Not-So-Sensual Seduction

This week on Top Chef, everyone’s got their mind in the gutter.

So that bubble bath thing… could I get in on that, dude?