Top Chef: As Long As It Isn’t You-Know-Who

This is it guys — the Top Chef finale! Who will win it all? Will it be quietly arrogant Richard, lover of puns, fauxhawks and molecular gastronomy? Will it be fan favorite Yoda, who has overcome her often-horriffic Quick Fire showings with class, poise and the most Elimination Challenge high finishes? Or will it be conspiracy theorist Fleasa, hater of showers, soap and pleasant facial expressions? You all know who I’m rooting for, so without further ado, onto the recap!

If she wins, maybe Yoda can use the money to buy better-fitting pants.