Heidi’s New Music Video: The Worst Thing Ever?

Yes, I’m thinking it’s quite possible…

Confirmed: Jason Is the New Bachelor!

Like your bachelors handsome, charming, and saddled with an adorable tiny tot? Then you’re in luck as Jason Mesnick has been officially announced as the next “Bachelor”!

While I would have much rather seen some of DeAnna Pappas’ other rejects, such as fellow Chicagoan Fred or even creepy-intense Jeremy get the gig, there is something to be said about Jason if you like your men overly earnest (I do not).

Jason will be in the hot seat come January. Will you watch? Will you apply? And will little Ty be whored out for ratings again? Only time will tell!

“Veronica Mars” Movie?!

First “Arrested Development”, then “Battlestar Galactica”, now “Veronica Mars”? I’m squealing like a little girl!

Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello is reporting that “Veronica Mars” creator Rob Thomas sat down with the incomparable Kristen Bell last week to discuss the making of a “Veronica Mars” movie!!! Eeeeek!!!

My Heritage

My grandmother passed away this past week, ending a two-month painful struggle with kidney and liver failure. It’s incredibly sad, but given her pain and quality of life lately, it’s probably for the best. However, leave it to me to find something to make fun of in every situation…

I’m Back!

Sorry for the lack of posts lately… I just got back from a trip to Mexico, and hope to be getting new content up here over the next few days!

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I Want to Work For Diddy: Bitchassness Will Not Be Tolerated

“Where’s my assistant? I need someone to unzip my fly so I can take a leak.”

Hey everyone! It feels so good to be back after 2 months of self-imposed recapping exile, and to be returning to a show as ripe for mockery as I Want to Work for Diddy. I love Diddy — he’s an arrogant bastard, but he can back most of that up with actual accomplishments and he seems to be somewhat in on the joke. Plus, I’m not afraid to admit I’ve seen every season of The Apprentice, so I’m down for a Diddy-themed blatant rip-off. And who can forget that one of Diddy’s potential slaves is a transgendered female? If I haven’t yet earned my first class ticket to hell, I think recaps of this show are going to do the trick.